Things you've overheard.?

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Post 1 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 29-May-2009 22:21:07

As the title says, what sort of things have you overheard while sitting, walking, or standing around.? Here is one to get you started. I went to see Jason Marz in concert. Two people were standing behind me and one said to the other, "I never want to be this phisically or mentaly close to you ever again." I had to laugh at that. So, fill in this webspace.

Nem

Post 2 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Friday, 29-May-2009 22:27:48

"Alice, go home, people there love you." [Heard while standing]
"NPH would never do that"[heard in the hallway]
Dora: Excuse me, what's your name?
Felix: Felix.
Dora: Hi, we all think your gorgious.
Kaitlyn: Shut up, I'm the only single one! [overheard while in class]
and my personal fave:
Randomn guy in the hall number one: Did you just touch my ass?
Randomn guy in the hall number 2: Why are you always bending over in front of me?

Post 3 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Friday, 29-May-2009 22:30:39

and I forgot two more:
Noelle: Falling in love with you was a bad choice too, you broke my heart. Now Can we please go get something to eat? [overheard while sitting]
and randomn girl: The regestrior's office says I'm too pregnant to do my exam. [Over heard while standing]

Post 4 by ISeeZip (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 30-May-2009 10:31:43

Hi,
Have far to many to list them all. Here are some of my favorites:
While walking with my mom to where are stuff was sitting at an outdoor pool, I heard one woman say to her friend, "Yep, that sounds like incest to me!" Wanted to hear the conversation leading up to this remark lol.
While in the lunch line when I was in High School, a girl said "That was the squishiest booty I've ever felt in my life."
Thought I had one more but i can't think of it. Will post if I remember.
Shawn

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 30-May-2009 12:00:39

While eating out one evening at a nice restaurant, two women, I assumed mother and daughter, were talking about what sounded like a case of stalking and sexual abuse. It sounded as if the daughter were telling her mother all about what she was going through and that they were trying to figure out what to do about it. My date and I both kept quiet and were listening to the whole conversation. It was creepy but fascinating.

Post 6 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 30-May-2009 12:17:19

While walking to meet up with my friends to walk to my tech school I heard some girl scream then say kinda quietly that was my coochi. I had my BP around my neck, and was recording, damn I wish I still had that recording.

Post 7 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Saturday, 30-May-2009 13:13:12

i've heard, while sitting on a bus, two people talking about how to commit benifit fraud.

Post 8 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 30-May-2009 15:44:33

"it was like watching jiggling fat move in slow motion" heard at school in study hall by this random guy. i was like wow.

Post 9 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Sunday, 31-May-2009 16:13:20

People having sex is one thing I'd wish I'd never over heard. I did however overhear my middle school teacher and our married principal planning a secret meeting for later that night. Very shortly after that she just didn't show up for class for the rest of the year. Turns out, he'd gotten her pregnant. I think some people think we are blind as well as deaf.

Post 10 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 21:06:28

that is so true last poster.
Just a few days ago I herd these two girls talking about tactic to try in bed. In high school?

Post 11 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 21:06:30

that is so true last poster.
Just a few days ago I herd these two girls talking about tactic to try in bed. In high school?

Post 12 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 2:51:18

While I was walking home from the store, also known as shops to aussie's, I overheard two blokes, or guys to the americans, talking. "I stroked him." one guy said. The other bloke responded g, "You always stroke him." The strange thing was the guy who said, "you always stroke him," sounded sad. It was as if he wanted to be stroked or something. Made me chuckel.

Nem

Post 13 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 15:42:57

Yes in high school. Believe it or not, I'd say about half or two thirds of the teen population is having sex, doing drugs, and/or drinking.
Sad, yes I know, but it's unfortunately true. I've said this before and I'll say it again: "We've got a bright future, don't we?"

Post 14 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 20:39:23

yeah I guess I know that in the back of my head and was just trying to ignore it.

Post 15 by HotPerro (I live and breathe the board) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 21:42:08

while on the bus, I heard a fifty-something woman on her phone, relating, with great detail, her earlier papsmere... ugh..

Post 16 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 23:42:21

ok, that's way past beyond the corner of wrong street, right there.

Post 17 by turricane (happiness and change are choices ) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 10:11:23

To get to my day in paradice other wise known as gainful employment, I ride on the DC metro, and you would be amazed what I have heard i've been privy to drug deals, plans for robberies, and where secrets were to be passed. Not to mention, hot honeys making rendezvous with their bosses, kids discussing sex, and on and on. My commute is a regular soap opera.

Post 18 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 13:01:11

I was in the hospital as a teen ager, and heard these two nurses on night shift talking about the disadvantages of being separated and divorced and what they missed the most.

Lou

Post 19 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 13:57:18

teachers discussing if their kids were planned or not with a bit more detail.

Post 20 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 17:47:58

I heard these girls in Planned Parenthood talking about who the father of their unborn babies could be. The thought maybe the same dude got them pregnant.

Post 21 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 18:13:05

"She's got friends, numbnuts." [over heard while sitting]
"She's got legs, you know." [Over heard while sitting]
"I'm not a world of warcraft alcoholic, like you." [Over heard while hanging out]
"Why are you so painfully awkward?" [One of my friends to another]
"Does grunting make it more manly?" [one of my friends in refferents to of my other friends tussling]

Post 22 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 18:41:41

"I love it when he pulls my hair and bites me." (Heard on a city bus; a woman on her cell phone).

Post 23 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 21:49:26

hahaha that's funny.

Post 24 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 06-Jun-2009 4:29:50

While sitting at a cookout I heard someone say, "And he was found hanging in a closet holding his penus."

Post 25 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 06-Jun-2009 13:42:24

Nem, was that recently? Because the actor David Carodine (sorry if it's misspelled) was just found that way a day or two ago.

Post 26 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 06-Jun-2009 13:48:27

Yep it sure was.

Post 27 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 0:54:36

I overhear a lot of things, even when you don't want me to, because I can potentially use it against the person I heard it from, but what do you want?